greetz, if you wanna contact me, here are a few ways to reach me that are listed in order of response time:

The Greatest Protocol, XMPP: gs@greatsword.xyz
This is the absolute best way to contact me, I will be slow for others (or I may not respond at all)

Bluesky: @greatsword.xyz
holy moly twitter2
Email: gs@greatsword.xyz
i'm gonna fuckin say it, email is just a shittier xmpp

>erm.. where's your reddit/discord/matrix/Shitter/onlyfans/instagram/Signal
matrix, discord and signal are fucking lame and you WILL not contact me on there if you don't alreadyand you WILL switch to XMPP (and i don't have the others cuz i am not a zoomer)

roolz of contacting me:
- you WILL not be cringe
- you WILL give me art of my character if you can draw, for FREEok but not reallyok but yes really
- you WILL listen to me blab about XMPP, history and self-hosting (and maybe debian but idgaf about distros anymore lmao)
- you WILL ALSO listen to me blab about my character and my stupid ass complex lore
- you WILL have excellent music taste
- you WILL realize that these are not concrete rules and that this IS a joke
- you WILL disregard one or more of the above statements
- i WILL call you a nurd for messaging a dude you found on a shitty website
- this joke is going FAR too long, so you WILL laugh and you WILL move on
- you WILL own everything and they WILL be pissed
- if you make a minor spelling mistake, ben shapiro or whatever the fuck WILL come after you and WILL breathe really heavy but WILL do NOTHING ELSE AT ALL